I’m so humbled to be here and I hope you all will stick around for what comes next. This is not all I have to offer, and I can’t wait to prove it to you soon.
Read MoreI felt like I was living in some “Mean Girls” alternate universe where Regina George was pulling a prank on gullible teenagers.
Read MoreLet Batman's father give the line he said to Bruce Wayne, “Why do we fall, Bruce? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.” Throwback to 2005.
This year has been a busy, but somewhat difficult one as you’ll find out shortly, but I promise to be blogging and communicating as we go into a new athletics season this year!
Read MoreOh Tokyo, you sweet temptress. Okay, before I dwell on the results and brood about my inability to finish better than 4th at a Paralympics, let's check off the Tokyo 2020/1 list in order and do this right.
Read MoreNo one should have to strategically plan out the amount of times they can pee each day until the post arrives!
Read MoreOverall I give the long weekend a solid 10/10, which if you add it up is how many eggs I ate… okay maybe it was more like 30. I overindulged geez, get off my back!
…I was a little intimidated at the ratio: 150 children to 1 Sam.
Read More2020 has finally come to an end... and wow, it sure was something.
Read MoreYes, you there, the lady in the elephant onesie. “How was the race?” Thanks for the question, and may I compliment you on your choice of outfit at this press conference?
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